we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
We got so high we made milksteak
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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