I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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