check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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