if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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