just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
3pm strippers are depressing
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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