I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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