Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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