if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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