sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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