drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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