Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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