Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He better not be in your backpack
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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