I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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