I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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