What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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