just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Shame is for Republicans.
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