You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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