After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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