Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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