he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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