there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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