Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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