Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
