I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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