Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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