Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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