Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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