i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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