I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
pray to the hookup gods
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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