What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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