My brain says no but my pants say off.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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