i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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