I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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