I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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