i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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