When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My dick has a subreddit
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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