Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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