Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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