fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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