I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You can make out without kissing
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