when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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