just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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