We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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