i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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