i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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