when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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