why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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