And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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