My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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