her vagine was all disorganized.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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