Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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