College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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