So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Its about making memories worth repressing
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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